Vasily Rybnikov – how Putin secretly saves Russia from the coronavirus – World news – UNIAN

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The deeper Vladimir Putin digs into the bunker, the more information leaks into the Russian press about how many regular feats he performs there, especially when he gets to the surface – incognito, of course.

Fragile minds in the national-treacherous milieu are whispering louder, as if Vladimir Vladimirovich, at the first smell of mechanical ventilation, had strongly smacked and abandoned their homeland to their fate, but taking it like that was a big mistake. And last but not least, it was caused, unfortunately, by the legendary personal modesty of the hero president, trying not to advertise his dizzying operations in the coronavirus rear unnecessarily. Withdrawal from the wall of the main military temple of the Russian Federation of the mosaic icon “Putin is tearing the mouth of a coronavirus” at the request of Putin himself, who stated that she was ahead of her time and that it would be necessary to take it somewhere to an inconspicuous place, say, to the Hermitage; the persecution of director Mikhalkov’s Besogon TV program, which described how Putin defeated Bill Gates in a hand-to-hand combat, who went down to him in the middle of the night in a bunker via a government communications cable chipization syringe, – from this annoying series.

Severe patients throughout Russia tell how a strange bald doctor with silicone cheeks came to them at night and set and placed them with thermometers, and for little boys he even personally made natural ventilation of the lungs with a small hose, and all of them became healthy the next morning.

Fortunately, not all of Putin’s exploits can be hidden. So, with the light hand of a spokesman Peskov, it became widely known that Putin is now becomes an “expert in virology” and personally invents vaccines that are ahead of their foreign counterparts for decades, if not forever. “Putin intervenes daily: the Kremlin talked about manual control in Russian hospitals, – writes Russian press. “Putin intervenes in the work of local hospitals in a daily format, resolving issues with the provision of this or that equipment or means of protection in case of their shortage.”

There have been repeated cases when Putin personally came to one or another hospital, handed out one or the other there and left unrecognized. Severe patients throughout Russia tell how a strange bald doctor came to them with silicone cheeks at night and set and placed them with thermometers, and for little boys he even personally made natural ventilation of the lungs with a small hose, and in the morning they all became healthy, albeit somewhat inflated , and then the police shrugged and replied that such a doctor had never worked in a hospital. Five Russian chief physicians, who were trying to jump out of the windows because of the coronavirus, were caught and dragged back by an unknown elderly athlete in a kimono and mask at the last moment.

Five Russian chief physicians, who were trying to jump out of the windows because of the coronavirus, were caught and dragged back by an unknown elderly athlete in a kimono and mask at the last moment.

“Two presidents, two worlds”: While Trump counts money, Putin saves people, ” ascertain Russian media. Everyone knows that Trump has a percentage of each deceased from the “cove,” for which the CIA, in fact, developed this Russophobic virus. At the same time, President Putin not only personally brings war veterans, children and kittens out of the foci of infection, but also helps the world.

So, learning that in America, to the delight of Trump, entire states are dying, Putin sent there for free heavy humanitarian aid – leaky gloves, industrial gas masks for treating stuttering in a fright, robes with the inscription in English “Russia helps”, bodyless antiseptic booze and mechanical ventilation apparatus, which, due to voltage standards mismatching when plugged into the American network, produce beautiful smoke, – in general, “A lot of high quality medical supplies.” Before Trump was glad that America had finally got really effective means of combating the coronavirus, when Russia issued him a humanitarian bill – almost 660 thousand humanitarian dollars. And again it turned out that Trump began to think about money while Putin was saving human lives!

So Vladimir Vladimirovich didn’t stumble anything, okay?

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Vasily Rybnikov

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